WazZOOM/Transcript

Orange (Bejeweled): (offscreen) Hey, berry-boys, Hey! Hey, berry-boys! berry-boys!

Fum: Seriously, I hated that carton! I felt like my butt was turning into lime juice. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!

Fuse (TVOkids style): Sorry. I can't hear a word over that guy.

Orange: Hey! Hey, berry-boys, Hey!

Fuse: What? What is it?

Orange: Wazzup?

Fum: I don't know. What is up?

Yellow (Bejeweled): Look!

Fuse: Huh?

(Spongy squashes Fum)

Spongy (BFDI): Eww! Did you guys start "Wazzup" without me?

Orange: Wazzuuuu--

Spongy: Wazzuuup?

Lovelitchi: (sighs) Why are you guys staring this off...?

Green (Bejeweled): Yo, yo, yo!

Orange: Wazzuuuu--

Green: Wazzuuuuu--

Spongy: Waazzuuuu--

Fuse: Oh, would you stop it?!

Black (IBlast Moki): Hey-hey-hey, did somebody say...?

Green: Wahahaazzuu--

Orange: Uuuuuu--

Black: Uuuuuuuuuuu--

Mimi (Canimals): Eehehehe--

Blue (Bejeweled): Uhhhhhh--

Fuse: Shut up!!

(All but Lovelitchi laughing)

Fuse: Seriously. This is what you do in your time? I don't even have the words for how stupid this is.

Orange: Huh?

Purple (Bejeweled): Guys, what if he's right? What if this whole "wazzup" shtick is getting old? Aw...

S (TVOkids): Well, hello! Sounds like you need... (echoing) WazZOOM!!!

Orange: Whoa!

Lovelitchi: Oh no.

(S, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Mimi, Black, Spongy and Fuse yelling WazOOM)

Lovelitchi: (sighs) It gets worse if that happens to someone else around here.

S: Waaa--

All: O_O (when Red interrupted)

Red (Bejeweled): ZIP!

Orange: Huh? WazZIP?

S: ZIP, the only known substance with more energy per ounce than ZOOM!

Red: Prepare yourselves for a NEW DIMENSION OF INTENSITY!

Green: Wa--

Red: ZIP!

S: ZOOM!

Red: ZIP!

S: ZOOM!

Orange: Wazzu--

Black: ZOO--

(The rest of the Bejeweled gang, Rare Wubbox, White (Bejeweled) and Cake (BFDI) yelling randomly)

(Orange makes a crazy noise)

S: Zzzzzzzz...

Red: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

S and Red: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

(liquid erupting)

(splash!, The Bejeweled gang's disgusted reacts)

S: S... is down.

Red: Red... is... zipped.

Blue: Oh great, I'm covered in Zoom juice.

(Fuse tasted it good)

(Black tasted it awesome)

Green: Uh... does anybody else feel kind of weird?

Black: Uh... does sticky count as weird?

Orange: Weird? I don't feel weird. I feel... great! I feel awesome! I feel like a Bejewelian! I also feel like... like...

Fuse: WAZZU--

(The entire Bejeweled gang yelling, trilling tongues, giggling, making crazy noises, Shoop Da Whooping, etc.)

Lovelitchi: (faints and pants) That's it... I can't take it anymore...

(All but Lovelitchi laugh again)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Fusey!

Fuse: Hey, Orange! What is it?

Mimi: Look again!

(Mr. Anvil squashes Fuse)

Orange: Whoa!

Lovelitchi: Oh, Mixelsticks. It's happening again.

Mr. Anvil: Wazzu--